TurboTax Tryna' Stick Me for My "Seventy Sev"
Imagine being broke as fuck because you work at an environmental non-profit and then BOOM the government tells you that you owe them money because you make too much money. How the fuck does that work? The government must know something about my money that I don't know because ain't no way in the hell I make enough money to OWE the federal government a couple grand.
While, I know it doesn't make any sense, I’m blaming this on that White man in office. This has to be his fault because when Obama was in office I always had a little cute return. It wasn't much but I could pay off a credit card or two. How in the hell does this tax shit work, bro? I'm honestly pissed and I'm gonna go take a nap to ease my stress.
Afros and Ovaries
Who letting me use their kid?
P.S. I got $10 for the first person to tell me where the reference "seventy sev" came from
P.P.S. I'm not actually going to give you $10. I just told your ass I was broke!