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Somebody Get Beyoncé Some Damn Help

Somebody Get Beyoncé Some Damn Help

Somebody get Beyoncé some damn help.

Recently she was seen out and about in Los Angeles with Blue and from the looks of it, she’s over everything. But she’s especially over these damn twins occupying her uterus. Sis clearly has had her nose spread, her lips swell, and her feet morph into Mrs. Puff. She can’t take any more and honestly I’m in pain looking at her. She looks as if she’s out of breath at all times and she’s resorted to using her titties as a paper plate suitable for small snacks.

Because Beyoncé is the princess of keeping niggas out of her business—Oprah is the queen—we don’t have the slightest idea of when she’s due to have the twins, but for her sake, I’m hoping the time is soon.

When you say your prayers tonight, be sure to include King Bey and her uterus. She needs all the prayers and thoughts at this time.

Be great,
Afros and Ovaries
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